04.03.08

Rosanna Gets A Stalker & Calls... Paul Martin?? Former Miss World Rosanna 'DeBurgh in the UK' Davison grabbed another frontpage at the weekend when she revealed her "Stalker Terror" to red-top ShowBiz hack Paul 'magic quotes' Martin. Well, Glenda and Andrea each have one, so why the hell can't Rosy? Stalkers are the new black... Rosanna Davison Phew! Rosanna 'Queen Bebo' Davison has finally joined the exclusive VIP Stalker Society, oh yes, she's in. With The Daily Mirror's Paul Martin on speed-dial she announced to Ireland that she got anonymous calls from a shadowy menace in the midst of the night as she lay in bed. Strangely, she didn't describe what little sexy outfit she was wearing in bed nor accompany the piece with a press photocall. Cheesh. Rosanna Davison Not that we're bemused or anything but here's a little wee quiz for you guys. Fraught with fear from her stalker's jibes, What Did Rosanna Do Next? Did she: a) Call the Police? b) Notify her Mobile Network Provider? c) Call in The FEDs? OR, d) Call a ShowBiz gossip columnist? Wesley Quirke, Rosanna Davison Luckily Rosanna has her strapping beau Wesley on hand should The Horror get out of control. Following these callous stalker's calls we've commissioned one of the world's best composers and songwriters, Ray Parker, to put a little ditty together as a "what to do" reminder to other celebrities should they get stalked.... Here goes: Glenda Gilson The Ballad of Paul Martin. If there's something strange in your neighbourhood. Who ya gonna call? PAUL MARTIN! An invisible man, sleeping in your bed. Who ya gonna call? PAUL MARTIN! If ya all alone, pick up the phone and call... PAUL MARTIN! He aint afraid of no freaks! PAUL MARTIN! PJ Mansfield, Andrea Roche Two of Rosanna's contemporaries, namely Andrea Roche and Glenda Gilson, both have had their own run-ins with stalkers recently. Somehow their tales of terror managed to find their way into our newspapers too... Perhaps they already know the Paul Martin song? Hmmmm. Pippa O'Connor Oh well Rosy. Things aren't all that bad. At least you're not dating Brian Ormond like someone else we know. Ahem. Cough. Cough.

*Users can ONLY comment via the ShowBiz.ie site Leave a Comment sarah j – dublin April 06, 2008 - 18:55 i love paul on xpose. leave him alone. Patrick – Cork March 07, 2008 - 13:51 Paul once threw a strop at my friend's showbiz party in London and stormed out complaining that there weren't enough showbiz stars there. So he's something of a diva too. Slaine – Mars! March 05, 2008 - 12:34 Susan, how much did old 'magic quotes' pay you to say that?? susan Kennedy – Dublin March 05, 2008 - 12:29 Love him or hate him Paul Martin does seem to have all the stars on his side. I quite like his cheeky stories and he is a looker too so double yay! Danielle – NI March 04, 2008 - 19:44 Hey Paul Martin is my flippin big bro WOOP WOOP 2 ME! didnt hav a clue he'd be on here!!! Valerie – Dublin March 04, 2008 - 17:04 Ladz wud ye go & get a life BONGO – Killiney March 04, 2008 - 16:20 I keep saying it, Pippa O'Connor is is Cindy Caffola's younger clone! Slaine – Mars! March 04, 2008 - 16:00 Paul Martin is a Feckin' LEGEND!!!! How dare you not know who he is..... He's Ireland's No.1 ShowBiz writer. How do I know? Coz HE writes it under his name in the paper. That's how. trendy r what – Naas March 04, 2008 - 15:53 eh who is paul martin? Leave a Comment * Your name * Your email address (will not be published) Your location Remember me ? ? Powered by TalkBack 1