Did Brian Dowling Eat ALL the Pies at The Meteors?

It was all-go at the Krystle afterparty for this year's Meteor Awards. Amid the hoards of screaming celebrities we noticed that Big Brother star Brian 'trolley-dolly' Dowling has, how do we say this politely, put on a little bit of weight. Actually, scratch that... He’s a fat fecker!

Brian Dowling (ate all the pies)

Big Bro winner Brian 'fries with that' Dowling has landed a few TV presenting jobs back on home turf. But it seems he has also fallen-foul to his Mammy's home cooking. After the Meteors, he emerged from his car outside Krystle and made his way to the club - we couldn't help but notice his aul Ned Kelly hanging over his belt. At first we were a little distracted by his bright orange tan and even brighter pink shirt, but we have to say Brian, the gym is calling. Please answer.

Devon Murray

It was also brought to our attention at Krystle that Harry Potter star Devon Murray is now 'down with the ladies'. Given that his only work prospects mooted since the hit movie franchise ended, is to play Wayne Rooney in a biopic of the footballer's life, says a lot about where his career is going.

Devon Murray

Let's face it. If your only talent as an actor is to look like Wayne Rooney, then you're sorta stunted. And Wayne is certainly no looker. But what do we know? These young ladies certainly like the look of wee Devon. Isn't ShowBiz great folks?

Patrick Kielty, mystery woman

And speaking of what showbusiness can do for your appeal with the ladies. Direly unfunny comedian Patrick 'diddley-aye potatoes' Kielty was also at the Krystle afterparty. He arrived with an attractive blonde lady in the back of his car. (No doubt a hilarious car ride.) We lay the blame for weeeeee Paddy’s popular patter and attractiveness to females among you firmly at the feet of 'The Troubles'. What was Amanda Byram thinking?