Wogan's Wig Or Terry's Toupe for Eurovison?

The row over Dustin the Turkey's Irish entry in to Eurovision with the song "Irelande Douze Pointe" has gone international folks. According to the press everyone from Dana to Terry Wogan is up in arms. Such is the media backlash that even Michael Flatley and his old Riverdance enemies have sided against our foul feathered friend.

The Wig of Wogan

Dustin the Turkey has irked-the-arses off everyone in the whole world, and that's official. His controversial Eurovision lyrics have the fat-cats in Brussels up-in-arms. The Riverdancers high-kicking. Wigs-on-the-green from the Terry Wogan Murfia. The Serbs smashing up the place... Even poor Dana forgot to say her prayers. For God's sake, not Dana's prayers man! Where will this end?

The Toupe of Terry

This story has blown-up so big that it has become a bigger international story than Diana's Death, 9/11 and Keano in Saipan combined. Round table talks have been initiated between Dustin and all the parties he insulted with Northern Ireland peace talk chairman George Mitchell in the middle to mediate. Even Obama and Hillary are trying to get a piece this action.

Terry Wogan

News in. We can now exclusively reveal that a deal has been reached. The song lyrics will remain but unfortunately due to a lack of snacks at the meeting Dustin the Turkey was eaten... Some obscure European Law regulations regarding luncheon meat and bread rolls at meetings made it legal, nay mandatory, that the bird be carved up. Apparently Wogan's a leg-man; Flatley's a breast-man. The result of this tragic yet inevitable outcome is Terry Wogan's wig will now represent Ireland at Eurovision 2008. More news in. The damn French have butted in demanding Eurovison officials call the hairpiece a "Toupe"... Aghhh. Where will this end? World War III. That’s where... We've said it before and we'll say it again: Back off Brussells!