05.12.09

Not Movember, it's Modvember... M-day came a few days ago when all moustached fellas (and felines) had to shave off their charity fanny ticklers grown especially for the month of Movember. But when we turned up late at the de-taching event in Tripod all we saw were a group of hairless lipped Assets models playing with their maracas... Hayley Ryan, Louise Kavanagh If you've been wondering what the story is all lads walking around with hairy upper lips last month, well folks, it was all in aid of Movember with all monies raised going towards men's health issues, specifically prostate cancer awareness. Georgia Salpa, Adrienne Murphy, Lynn Kelly, Leah O'Reilly The official de-moustaching ceremony went down in Tripod t'other night but with all the running around and what not our snapper turned up late and only had loverly Assets girlies Hayley Ryan, Louise Kavanagh, Georgia Salpa, Adrienne Murphy, Lynn Kelly and Leah O'Reilly to snap. Awwww. Frick! Georgia Salpa But we're glad to see all photocall queens on show had upper lips as smooth as babies' arses... Not a stache to be seen anywhere... Not even a Hitler nor a Handlebar. All Brazilianed so they were... Leah O'Reilly Even with all the Assets babes there in Tripod shaking their maracas we felt there was someone missing as we had Assketeers Louise Kavanagh and Georgia Salpa but sadly NO Nadia Forde. Darn, we almost had a all three of Ireland's top models in one location. Lynn Kelly With all the hype generated on these pages we're assuming that it now costs big bucks to book all three Assketeers for the same photocall - but could you only imagine it folks? Louise, Nadia AND Georgia all in the same photo frame? Possibly all three in teeny-weeny bikinis? We don't think there's a digital camera in manufacture today that could handle all that rampant female hotness. Adrienne Murphy

**Users can ONLY comment via the ShowBiz.ie site** Leave a Comment joke December 10, 2009 - 20:56 louise kavanagh is an embarrassment to assets! Mick December 10, 2009 - 14:14 Louise is a gem, look at her, gorgeous like.. Is she single??Nice push up bra Leah.... Can Lynn go easy on the fake tan, it is going to wreck my silk sheets!! Brian December 08, 2009 - 11:54 Nice pot belly louise!!! Lucky Lucy December 08, 2009 - 10:19 I would love to have a figure like Louise Kavanagh ! Brian – Ireland December 08, 2009 - 06:10 Is hayley ryan A wag? Heard her and sean St ledger where an item? Brian December 08, 2009 - 06:07 Is hayley ryan a wag now? Sean St whatever daz automatic December 07, 2009 - 18:31 louise is a banging hottie best bod of any irish model Jake the Muss – Outback December 06, 2009 - 21:22 I'm thinking of opening an agency and I'd love to take these beauties on! They would be perfect for what I have in mind. I'm thinking of calling it D4 Escorts but that is subject to change. Ash December 06, 2009 - 16:39 Craig-Lynn Kelly was Miss Universe Ireland 2008, and Im not sure about the tan!!! sam December 06, 2009 - 14:56 lets vote for a new assketeer...louise isnt up to standard she's a joke hannah – shankhill December 06, 2009 - 12:15 georgia is the spit of kim kardashian, Craig December 06, 2009 - 11:41 Who is Lynn Kelly?? and what is with her perma tan glow... I suppose at least she is smiling and hasnt a trout pout on her face.... good looking girl Z Class – Dublin December 06, 2009 - 09:25 What is up with Hayley's insane goggely "Aoiffe" eyes?? The Reaper – Rathmines December 06, 2009 - 00:00 My eyes are bleeding!!! fitzmelonhead – dublin December 05, 2009 - 19:25 hold the fone here gobsh!tes below...hayley ryan is an sbsolute babe...slamming hottie to put it simply....id buy any dogsh!t wrapped in newspaper she endorsed!!! Commentator – online December 05, 2009 - 17:56 As I've remarked before, what an undignified way to make a living Model A1 – Dublin December 05, 2009 - 17:52 This is absolute insanity!!! Why would anyone patronize a company who hired this lot??? derry December 05, 2009 - 17:51 louise kavanagh is not a top model and rarely gets a job, we need a new third assketeer!!! gatsby – omnipresent December 05, 2009 - 17:24 The only good-looking one is the only non-Irish one - i.e. Georgia! Why is Louis Kavanaugh even a model...tran city! shocked December 05, 2009 - 16:55 who in there right mind would employ louise to endorse a product is beyond me!! Seamus – Drogheda December 05, 2009 - 16:44 I'm ashamed to be Irish! SHOWBIZ.IE – Recommended Links: December 05, 2009 - 16:43 Movember: ie.movember.com Leave a Comment * Your name * Your email address (will not be published) Your location Remember me ? ? Powered by TalkBack 1 **COMMENTS REMOVED ON REQUEST**