Salman Rushdie Gets Shown The Gate...

Under the watchful eye of Secret Service type security, controversial author Salman Rushdie had a reading at The Gate Theatre this week... While most people there wanted to know how he lives his life under a Fatwa, we were more interested in how he pulls such hot chicks... Yes. Intellect is totally wasted on us.

Salman Rushdie

Since scribing 'The Satanic Verses' in 1988, Indian-British novelist Salman Rushdie, has lived his life on the run. With this novel causing much controversy in the Islamic world, because of what was perceived as an irreverent depiction of the prophet Muhammad, the writer now lives his life under a veil of security.

Salman Rushdie

And even with all that security and secrecy, WE still managed to get a few photos of Salman as he appeared at The Gate Theatre as part of The Dublin Writers Festival... The paparazzi are the new CIA folks.

Salman Rushdie

Mr. Rushdie was at the venue to read from his latest novel 'The Enchantress of Florence'... We reckon aul Salman he should write a self-help book for lonely men in their 60s looking for love. Have you seen some of the hot ladies that have been on his arm? Player.